Jake Paul Vs. CHAVEZ JR’s $ 1 million VIP ring box

Immediately. Line of shrimp, pour an over-estimated avenue and roll the carpet for the least qualified vips in the battle history – because Jake Paul vs Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. Just sold a $ 1 million “owner’s experience” to a law firm probably He thinks that Dazn is a cryptist.

The most valuable promotions were officially bashed, healed in the cologne and put him in the best position of Linkedin. This Corrupt – Yes, this is the fact that the Clice Paul is now – the Clice Paul Shadowsez, which is more valuable than the JR, most of the houses, belongs to the Personal Injury Firm, which is more valuable than most houses.

Who bought? The right firm of personal injury. Children in Torklave calls this “ALIGNME”. Of course. Because nothing, Jake Paul’s windymills appeared more times than the local Sunday league goalkeeper, and the churdonnay shouting the inheritance of boxing as two lawyers. Mate is the only thing that adapted here is your wallet with the capture of MVP.

If you can’t cough the complete million, MVP has Emerald, diamond and platinum packages I look forward to the rest of the wannabe aristocracy. Do you still want to be important? Tens of thousands to sit down and claims that you understand what “south-SouthPaw” to sit. Chavez Jr. Again, when you leave the scene, they will still serve the same cocktails – you will not only get your name in DAZN.

Rza Torkzadeh’s Torklaw said:
“There is a sacred thing to step into an arena that knows everything in line.”
Yes mate – Your reputation, marketing budget and boxing knowledge is any footprint definitely on the line.

Did you get a million dollar “owner’s experience” in Jake Paul and Julio Cesar Chavez Jr.?
Well, then, champion. Here’s to Diehard, spicy, as a lifelong boxing fan (Sarcasm from every pore), even the saddest of Boksun should be in the saddemat and will probably make:

• Jake Paul Write “Julio” when asking your waiter when he fought “Mexican boy”.
  Instagram title: “Ready to see El Churro shots 🌮🇲🇽 #vipvibes #corralcrew”
• Explain to your spouse in TKO “Total Nokaut”.
  Because nothing followed the shrimp board, as nothing wrong with confidence.
• Pretend Jake Paul’s “Once a” thing that “something” means something. “
  Instagram title: “Jake Ko’d Tiron woody, bro. Put some respect for it 👊🔥 #legendtalk”
• Ask the nearest warrior for a selfie, then “Wait, Paul’s brother are you again?”
  If the bonus points are Holly Holm.
• Ask the movie’s movie as you are in Coachella, then “So how much is it in a quarter of a quarter of a quarter?”
  Instagram Header: “When Sports #Maineventenergy” did not know “Ringwalks hit different”
• Call Chavez SR from the intro video “From the intro video” while pouring on Avenue in VIP Lanyard.
  Instagram title: “Love Boxing Rich History 🇪🇸🍾 #Julowho?”
• Continue to check your watch and silently “When does the real battle start?”
  Especially after the six round round, once Chavez Jr., begins to argue in his corner and Jake begins to play front-line cameras.
• Ask Jake to the Jake when throwing a jake and ask, “It was this, it was it.”
  Instagram title: “Jab? Shoot? No matter what – clean. Based 🔥 # #knockemoutjake“
• Take a selfie over three rounds by returning to the battle. Because openly.
  Instagram title: “We came. We aglated. We forgot to watch. 📸💅 #milliondollarblur”
• How many rounds are Google “Boxing?” While trying to find the sushi tray again.
  Instagram title: “Boxing is a long sport. Did everyone see the sake? 🍣🥂 # 12oroundsing”
• Repetition of Jake with six inches of Jake and “Goooooo!” Hagler vs like hearing.
  Instagram title: “It was a missed elite, bro. He meant to do it 🧠💥 🧠💥stratchymaster”
• Dazn’s camera Cutaway’dan waving your spouses and use only the night to miss clean tubers.
  Instagram title: “The battle has yet done on TV while loading
  
  Because it is real Fans are: Commodify the sport until the effective network is only background noise.

The whole event is a tragic parody – A corporate fantasy camp for rich children who do not know one foot in a foot room. Jake Paul is not a boxer, it is a walking Bill Panel who has mastered the beautiful art of a minibus minibus. Chavez Jr.? While working from actual competition, a legacy field that is still trading the name of his father.

The MVP called Nakisa Budaria “one night to remember.” You bet. Night boxed not only sold it – he crawled, pulled out a velvet string and let the blood drink his blood through crystal straw.